April 30, 2025

Here we are my friends. 100 days into this regime and are ya feelin’ it? You know, all tingly and bubbly from all the great things the dumbass has achieved so far. But, oh wait. You say that war between Ukraine and Russia is still going on? I thought he was going to get an end to it on January 21^st, the first 24 hours of his second presidency. Hmmm. And how about your trips to the grocery store. Whatcha doin’ with all that extra money in your pockets from the prices going down like he said they would? He keeps saying the price of groceries and gas is down, but reality is the price of food items increased 0.49 percent from February and retail gas is basically the same since January. Today, the Commerce Department reported that the U.S. economy decreased at a 0.3% annualized rate for the first three months of this year. This is the first decline in three years. As can be expected from dumbass, it’s all Biden’s fault. “Our Country will boom, but we have to get rid of the Biden ‘Overhang.’” he wrote Wednesday in a post on social media. “This will take a while, has NOTHING TO DO WITH TARIFFS, only that he left us with bad numbers, but when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!” And then a few hours later in the cabinet meeting when discussing the Commerce report he reiterated the BS, “That’s Biden, that’s not Trump.” And just to show that he has Biden Derangement Syndrome he is already blaming Biden for the next quarter’s downturn, which we know will probably be even worse than today’s report. “And you could even say the next quarter is sort of Biden because it doesn’t just happen on a daily or an hourly basis,” he said during a Cabinet meeting at the White House today. But, hey, we should all just sit on our thumbs and BE PATIENT while he collects the tariff dollars from the penguins on McDonald Island near Australia. I wonder how negotiations are going with the Canadians and Greenlanders, our soon-to-be newest States? Probably not too well since Mark Carney was elected Prime Minister of Canada on Monday and basically gave a eulogy rather than a celebration speech. “Our old relationship with the United States, a relationship based on steadily increasing integration, is over. The system of open global trade anchored by the United States – a system that Canada has relied on since the second world war, a system that while not perfect has helped deliver prosperity for a country for decades – is over,” he said. Elbows Up, Canada!! JoJo from Jerz summed it up perfectly in her post this morning. “Congrats, Canada—you were too busy being a functioning country to waste a single breath on Trump’s tantrums. While he flailed like a jaundiced landfill troll with the charm of a clogged toilet, you just kept being gloriously unbothered. Cheers to you for proving sanity and decency are still possible north of the dumpster fire.” I like that JoJo gal. As I mentioned back in January, I cancelled my Time magazine subscription after they had shit-for-brains as the Person of the Year, so I couldn’t read the interview they did with him last week. I have, however, read excerpts from various websites and like always – if his lips are movin’, he’s lyin’. Several of the sites said that he made 32 falsehoods, lies, bullshit, or whatever you want to call it, during that interview. Meanwhile, DOGE just keeps on working really hard to save us taxpayers our hard earned dollars. Oh, Wait! Breaking News!!! Now new estimates suggest that the way Musk has gone about his cost-cutting moves might actually cost more than what he claims to have saved taxpayers. This cocky group of youngsters fired workers en masse, and then had to rehire them; accidentally got rid of programs that had to be brought back into place; and, created a system where productivity and revenue is lost. Not to mention the legal fees the government is incurring to defend the many lawsuits contesting DOGE’s authority. The Trump administration motto should be “Ready, Fire, Aim,” not Make America Great Again.

If I have to cancel my Amazon Prime because of that coward Jeff Bezos, I will be pissed. One phone call from Donnie and Bezos cowers in the corner promising that he won’t disclose the tariff costs for Amazon products. What a fearful and timid little man.

Well, on this 101st day I am going to go out to my pickup to try to get the mouse piss smell out of it from those pesky vermin. Kinda like the first 100 days of Trump 2.0, if we could only get relief from that smell of asparagus piss when you get up in the middle of the night to relieve oneself. Stay sane and have a wonderful evening!