June 4, 2025

Happy Hump Day!! Mid-week and things have already been hoppin’ this week. We’ll start with the official divorce of the tRump/Muskrat bromance. Elon left the White House with a black eye last Friday, probably administered by Stephen Miller after his wife took off with Elon to work full time for him. The rumors are flying on the internet that Katie Miller left her husband, the Nazi Stephen Miller, for a hookup with another Nazi, the Muskrat. I don’t know what the truth of the matter is, but sure sounds kinky to me. Elon’s exit from his DOGE duties with effusive praise from tRump and a promise from Elon that he will be available to help run the country anytime he is needed lasted four days. Yesterday, the alpha Musk ripped into Trump about his “Big Beautiful Bill” as a “disgusting abomination” and accused Congress of “betraying the American people.”  Congressional Republicans are causing panic at supermarkets and Amazon as they are creating a run on adult Depends diapers. I understand they are poopin’ their  pants following another post by Elon last night aimed at them. “In November next year, we fire all politicians who betrayed the American people,” suggesting Republican politicians should be kicked out of Congress at the midterms. Senators Rand Paul of Kentucky and Mike Lee of Utah are aligning themselves with Musk as they agree the bill will cause the deficit to increase substantially. My friends, it’s time to get out your popcorn popper and watch the next few episodes of the’ tRump Administration Shit Show,’ staring Donald J Trump, Mike Johnson, and the sycophants, who may, all of a sudden, turn tail and head for the hills. This is gonna get juicy. Taco Man must be hiding in a bunker, as he has been surprisingly quiet following his ex-pal’s rants. Early on I posted that the honeymoon would last about six months and sure enough, that’s about how long the bromance lasted.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is at it again. The homophobe, who first gave the directive to remove transgender personnel from the military, and then had anything that had to do with DEI purged from Department of Defense files, including photos of the bomber that dropped the first bomb on Hiroshima, Enola Gay, named for the pilot’s mother, has now ordered the Navy to rename the USNS Harvey Milk, named after the slain gay rights leader and Navy veteran. Evidently, he fears that the USNS Harvey Milk will turn all other Navy ships gay and it might send a message that being gay is okay. Meanwhile, the rest of the world continues to sit back and laugh at what this administration is doing to our country. Ukraine just pulled off a spectacular drone military operation against Russia, probably with a number of gay soldiers involved in the mission, and the most important operation from our Department of Defense is to order the renaming of a Navy boat named after a gay rights leader.  This fits right in with the insistence by our drunktard Fox News Host Secretary of Defense, who needs his own makeup room, that only straight white males can be a soldier in the United States military.

You’ve probably seen or heard about Iowa Senator Joni Ernst trying to defend cuts to Medicaid and Obamacare in the “Big Beautiful Bill” during a town hall meeting last Friday after audience members yelled that people would die. Her flippant response was “Well, we are all going to die.”  As you can imagine, that hit the internet and not in a good way. As a result, she doubled down and posted an Instagram video of her walking through a cemetery and sarcastically stating that she wanted to apologize for revealing that human beings are mortal. Followed by a snarky “I’m really, really  glad I did not have to bring up the subject of the tooth fairy, too. She ends with the coup de grace “those who would like to see eternal and everlasting life” really should “embrace my lord and savior Jesus Christ.” She should have let it go instead of trying to be Teflon Don, but she didn’t quite realize that she’s just an amateur. If there were an election for Senator in Iowa tomorrow with Joni running, my bet is she would be on the short end of the stick.

Well, that’s enough for today. I’m just feeling tired from all of this “winning” that Donnie has accomplished thus far, and I’m feeling so giddy about bringing out the popcorn machine again, I think I’m going to go fix me a little ol’ drinky poo and prepare for tomorrow’s drama. Have a great evening and try to stay sane. Ziggyman