It’s a rainy Saturday, so I thought I would sit down and ramble for a while. I’ll start off with Donnie’s state of mind over the past couple of days. After getting handed a disastrous legal loss by his own hand-picked Supreme Court barring the “clown administration” from using an 18th century wartime law to deport a group of Venezuelan migrants to an El Salvador prison, claiming they belonged to a very dangerous gang, which in many cases has been shown to not be true, the ‘Orange Nuisance’ went berserk and launched one of his Truth Social rants. “THE SUPREME COURT WON’T ALLOW US TO GET CRIMINALS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! Followed by, “a bad and dangerous day in America.” The kicker, though, was having to follow those pesky due-process procedures, which are just too time-consuming when you have to go through a “long, protracted, and expensive legal process” to deport migrants. Supreme Court 1, Trump 0. He wasn’t finished, however. Somehow his anger spread and he spent the night rage posting about Taylor Swift, saying “she’s no longer hot.” For some reason, he posted on his Truth Social, “Has anyone noticed that, since I said ‘I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,’ she’s no longer ‘HOT?” Now, mind you, this is not coming from a hormone-driven sixteen-year-old male, but a 79-year-old President of the United States, who demonstrates the maturity of a ten-year-old male. In a HuffPost article this morning, Haley Sheehan, a family and marriage therapist, says, “In therapy, we call this ‘protective puffing’ – when someone feels insecure, rejected, or powerless, they try to regain control by devaluing the other person.” I love that Taylor Swift makes ‘Big Boy’ so insecure and powerless that he feels he needs to shout out a “Protective Puff.” Another therapist in that article, Samantha Rhoads, says, “Though ethically troubling, Trump frequently relies on ‘rage bait,’ which are provocative behaviors designed to incite and monopolize attention. As a therapist, I often encounter children described as ‘disruptive’ when, in truth, they’re seeking connection and attention, even through negative means. The key difference… is that Trump, unlike a child, is a fully developed adult, well aware of the social norms he deliberately violates.” Excellent analysis by these two therapists. The ‘Man-Child’ still wasn’t finished, though, as he must be going through a childish phase, lashing out at musical celebrities. This time it was Bruce Springsteen, whom he had been sparring with for several days after the ‘Boss’ started off his European tour on Wednesday ripping tRump with this, “In my home, the America I love, the America I’ve written about, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration,” Friday morning on Air Force One on the way back from his Middle East ‘Trump Family” business trip, he had a response to Bruce, “I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy — Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Joe Biden.” This was followed up by, (and this like ‘the pot calling the kettle black’), “This dried out ‘prune’ of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that’s just ‘standard fare.’ Then we’ll all see how it goes for him!” In his typical fashion, he must include some sort of threat and a reminder that he doesn’t care for ‘Crooked Joe Biden.’ So, there you have the Friday trifecta. But wait, there’s more.

I’ll call this one “The Walmart Threat.” On Thursday, I saw on the ‘6:00 O’Clock Evening News’ that Walmart would start raising prices later this month due to the high cost of the tariffs. Knowing that Walmart is a favorite amongst MAGA shits, and an increase in prices at the Superstore would be felt by the tRump humping morons, the King of Bullshit took to Truth Social this morning and gave his best ‘Soprano’s Warning.’ “Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected. Between Walmart and China, they should, as is said, “EAT THE TARIFFS,” and not charge valued customers ANYTHING. I’ll be watching, and so will your customers! ” OOOOh, that oughta make’em quiver in their boots. I think Donnie’s starting to get worried that even the “Own the Libs” Brigade are starting to figure out that he’s just a fart in the wind and hasn’t done anything to make their life better. I will defer to JoJo from Jerz for her apt description of these acolytes (WARNING: unlike me, JoJo has a potty mouth, so be forewarned). “So let’s talk about how you’re the shidiot, simping for a dictator like he’s gonna personally show up at your trailer park with a golden ticket to the “Everything Is Great Now” factory. Spoiler alert, Sparky: your shitty little life ain’t magically getting better under a dictatorship. In fact, it’s about to get a whole lot fucking worse. But sure, keep polishing those boots with your tongue and pretending you’re the “chosen one”, cuz that’s sure as shit gonna work out any day now.” “Newsflash, Dipshit McFreedomFarts: dictators don’t give a single flying fuck about you. They’re not here to help you. They’re here to help themselves, their rich buddies, and anyone who can keep them in power while you’re stuck eating expired canned beans and wondering why the electricity got shut off.” Yep, Ziggyman couldn’t have said it better myself.

You thought we were done with Donnie’s hemorrhoidal few days? No sireee. That Big Beautiful Bill that he’s been promoting for its massive cuts and tax breaks was blocked by Conservatives in a stunning setback yesterday. Someone’s gonna get spanked for this. Unfortunately, it got blocked by five Conservative’s who voted with the Dem’s, but for opposite reasons. The budget cuts, in their opinion, didn’t go deep enough and want further cuts to Medicaid. Let the negotiations begin!

I’m sorry I rambled for so long, but consider yourself lucky that I didn’t keep going. There is a whole lot more to ramble about, and this is only mid-afternoon Saturday. I’m sure that between now and Monday morning there will be a tirade or two with accompanying child-like ‘protective puffing’ Truth Social posts. Anyhoo, have a great rest of your weekend. Ziggyman

































