December 16, 2024

It sounds like Mar-a-Lago is kind of like the DMV right now. I hear folks step up to the gate and take a number and then wait in line to grovel before King Donald. ‘Okay #6 come forward, King Donald will see you now. Mr. Cook (Tim Cook, CEO of Apple) did you bring the million dollars you promised for our inauguration? Good boy.’ An hour later, ‘Okay #7 you’re up.  Mr. Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta/Facebook), did you bring your million dollar pizzo  (protection money) to our skipper? Good boy.’ And so on and so on. I didn’t think that once you became a billionaire you had to suck up to anybody. Guess that’s why I’m not a billionaire. Silly me. I guess Jeff Bezos’ (Washington Post owner/Amazon founder) ticket number is 27, so he won’t grovel until later in the week.

Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in and the Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary “Word of the Year” is POLARIZATION, and it doesn’t mean Santa Claus going polar on us from the North Pole. It surely became the word of the year as a result of this election cycle, but has gradually been ramping up to the point where we are today.  Peter Sokolowski, Merriam-Webster’s editor at large says “Polarization means division, but it’s a very specific kind of division. Polarization means that we are tending toward the extremes rather than toward the center.” Kind of like a divided nation, right? Liberals vs. conservatives; urban vs. rural; “elites” vs. the “common man”. It seems that both sides of the political spectrum are moving to the extreme ends rather than a movement toward the center. Members of each party  feel that the leadership of the other party is an extreme threat to our country. You know where my leanings are and it is obvious from my writings that I consider our President-elect a threat to what has been our form of government since our Founding Fathers formed this nation. Folks who lean to the right, who are now the majority, think that the policies of the Democratic party and the current leadership are an extreme threat and the cause for all the problems of this nation – high inflation; women thinking they own their own bodies; having to subsidize medical care for the low income; bathroom invasions; trying to take away our guns; an army of free-loading government service workers; the cost of beer and groceries, and so on. So, to solve this problem, the majority decided to elect “The Man of the Year.” By golly he is our savior and will get revenge on them damn libtards.

Speaking of the cost of groceries. The missus ran down the mountain to Uncle Freddies yesterday to get eggs and other provisions for making Christmas cookies. Have you bought eggs this week? $5.99 a dozen. I s—t you not. $5.99. This is not a typo. Eggs $5.99. If Biden hadn’t given the flu to them thar chickens we’d be able to afford to have a breakfast that includes eggs. Thank God our Mr. Trump’s new health guy, Bobby Jr., is going to take care of this flu deal. And he’s also going to get rid of a bunch of those dumb shots that kiddos have to get before they  can go to school. And he’s taking that fluoride poison out of our drinking water. Billy Bob told me that Bobby Jr. is going to save us a lot of money. He’s a real smart guy, you know. We won’t need special education classes anymore because getting rid of those shots and that fluoride stuff will eliminate ‘ottism’, and you know them there ‘ottistic’ kids cause all the trouble at my kid’s school. We are so lucky to have the Apprentice King take over on January 20^th because he really knows how to hire great people and this is going to Make America Great Again. Billy Bob told me so.

Well, I think I’m starting to get a little loopy, so I’m going to go down and see if the missus has any of those million dollar Christmas cookies out of the oven ready for my consumption. Y’all have a great day. And you might think about going down to the Feed store and buy yourself some chickens to lay eggs just for you. That’ll show them libtards. Ziggyman